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  My guy, Bobby, just recently had his home raided by the police in Venezuela. They took his computers and his camera equipment. He was given a couple of days to come up with thousands of cookies which he certainly does not have in order to avoid jailtime. I am filled with outrage that there are places in this world where producing adult content is a reason to lock someone inside a metal cage. The good news is that Bobby had shot Katie Arias for us again prior to his legal woes. Feeling a bit guilty, I decided to send Bobby many, many of my prayers. Hopefully, he can be rehabilitated and return to society in a few years. BTW, I'm thinking of getting a new wrap for my Model X. What color do you think would be dope?

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  Some dictators are so wise that instead of making their countrymen lazy by providing drinkable tap water, they have them find alternative solutions, such as fetching it from local springs. Of course, you can always purchase bottled water in a store using debased currency if you prefer. Victoria Minina gives us a taste of life in a small Russian village. She also shows us her boldest travel attire. I imagine there is not a long wait at Russian airports these days. The country is way overdue for a regime change. C'mon, guys. You got this.

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  I want to speak directly to the people reading this who are not subscribed. You should join Zishy. We have a lot of fun here. With a membership, you can see how crappy a person's pubic region regrows after being subjected to laser removal. Poor Adriene. She will get through this though. I am semi-confident she can find a lover who will look past such a superficial travesty. Also, if you subscribe, you will be given Adriene's bitcoin wallet address if you wish to contribute to her pube transplant fund. A video of Adriene will be added either later tonight or tomorrow. Make friends in the comments. Z.

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  Regan Budimir and Olena Kozich are friends, I think. They probably hang out and go to the movies. Maybe they saw the new Avatar together. Your guess is as good as mine. I just know that they are both beautiful and seek excitement. Unquestionably, they shared a thrill or two for us at Zishy. Hope you get yourself a handful this weekend. z.

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  Daphne Dare and Cindy White probably don't even talk anymore. That's ok. No one is in LA to make friends anyways. To be continued.

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  Here is part one of my finale with Dorothy Channing. She is an incredible woman that can only be found here on Zishy. In the case that I am uninformed, please direct us all to where we can find more of her. Dorothy is such a gem that I would even suffer the photography of some lesser buffoon who managed to get Dorothy in front of his camera. I confess, I am a smut snob. Been at this game too long to not be.

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  I love you, Samadhi. I will do anything for you. I will eat ramen to afford the costly water bills resulting from your daily soaks. I will smile as I wipe my b-hole with the soggy toilet paper which you precariously store on the edge of our tub. I will giggle like a schoolgirl when I chip my teeth on the hard metal that decorates your body. You are worth it all. Stay tuned for part 2 with video tomorrow.

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  Aurora Morgenrote lives in an apartment out of some kind of storybook. Beautiful locations must somehow propagate beautiful people. I have not spent much time relaxing in Italy and I have only visited a small number of its popular tourist attractions. But if you asked me what I would want to see or do in any country, it fall in line with the work that you see here on Zishy. Have a great one and thanks again for helping me live a dream. -ZV

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  Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.

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  On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.

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  "I am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by critiquing what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest."

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  Contestant 8 is an artist from Seattle. I was supposed to fly up there to photograph this fox, but then the quarantine hit America. Curses. Subscribe to see her super innocent and misleading face.

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  "I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."

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  I took psychedelic mushrooms once. A friend gave them to me for my birthday. I ate a few on a random weekday while I was supposed to be editing for the site. Needless to say, I didn't get much done that afternoon. I listened to some music and then got stuck watching videos on YouTube. One minute I felt like going out for a run or maybe dancing in the sun and then seconds later I wanted to bury myself into the couch. I was on a physical and emotional rollercoaster of which I had little control. I felt gross to be honest. But I still may experiment again. I hear nature is a more ideal setting. Vivi Kuanas doesn't need drugs. She is a trip to be around sober as a judge.

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  "She needed a part two and the photographer needed to capture Victoria Ramos more than once in her bedroom. You won't hear any complaints from me. Word from Argentina is that Victoria wants to do more shooting for Zishy. I think we can accommodate."

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  One day, I decided to make the trip up to Pittsburgh and meet Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. Rikki is the one in pink. We arrived at the Phipps Conservatory late, but managed to see/reveal a few things. I have considered making Zishy a highly organized and categorized database. But I feel this would remove an element of surprise and possibly even some humanity. Ever since the adult web was overrun by Manwin/Pornhub, our sexuality has been analyzed and passed through numerous algorithms. We are spoon fed what we like and nothing more. Clicks may have been maximized, but a bottleneck has been placed on creativity. I have hope though that this wave will recede. Sex will not be contained.

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  "Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."

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  You guys must be thinking the same thing. How shitty Diet Coke tastes. You are right. I concur. But still, Sabrina Lynn is like Spring; always lovely, always welcomed, a gift from the heavens. Jesus, Odin, Ganesh, they all must have teamed up on this one. Accept no substitutes, go for the real thing.

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  "Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."

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  Tea is great. I don't know if it will have the same effect that you see here on all Russian women, but then again, all Russian women are not Jia Lissa. As soon as she opened the door, I knew I was in for an endurance race. Jia's energy is seemingly boundless. She throws magic at a photographer until they tap out. Luckily for us, I have put in my road work this season.

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  Let us take a moment of silence for those who will suffer due to the irresponsible acts caused by this update. Presley Callen can put some viewers in a manic or intoxicated state. And we mustn't forget the increased probability of cardiac incidents. Unfortunately, Zishy does not come with a warning label, and if it did, I have little faith it would be effective. Basically, I search for women who temporarily impair our judgement. And still, some people ask how I got this way. Stay fruity.

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  At some point, we need to tell these assholes, to whom we give a significant part of our paychecks to, that they can all hit the bricks. They fuck with our environment, our health, our safety, our children's futures. They even fuck with our pathetic existence on the goddamn Internet. Not cool, bros. At some point, we need to grow a pair and say enough is enough. They can't come after us all if nobody complies. Death to the broken system. Despite everything, Trista Jakes still has the ability to put a smile on my face. Our move. Let me know when you are ready.

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  It ain't easy being greasy. You want to roll with beauties like Jasmine Simco? The worst thing you can do is to up a front. Only when you are your true self will people feel comfortable enough to reveal their true selves. I love you guys, and I hope you know these magic moments would not be possible without you. If it were up to me, all my work would be free. But hey, even God asks for money when you step into her temples. Mouths must be fed. Night-night.

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  Here's the last update of Kai Marley. She is an awesome model who has since retired to become a mommy. We had a lot of fun together since she is as crazy as yours truly. I met her when she worked for a weed-delivery service in Los Angeles. Can't wait until the rest of the world catches up. Good luck, Kai.

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  Nickey Huntsman teases the camera while shopping on Ventura Boulevard in Sherman Oaks. Nickey's striking facial features have built her a large online following. She admits to constantly being compared to that Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. Ironically, Nickey is the likely one to become overly attached to in a relationship. I used to be involved with a girl who would take pictures of me while I slept. She kept this odd scrapbook of yours truly. We almost made it past the one-month milestone in our relationship.

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  I flew to Denver to photograph a tall, leggy, gorgeous blonde named Dannell Norfolk. The temperatures were icy cold, but you could have fooled me. This incredible woman can thaw out the chilliest of bones. Dannell has the looks to pull off snooty fashion editorials, yet also has the nerves to flash a camera at her neighborhood diner. Women like this AND weed? I hope I die and go to Colorado.

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  Thanks to some of you for paying me to fulfill this interesting occupation. I am not going to be buying gold Versace thongs anytime soon, like some douchey producers I know, but any revenue is just the cherry on top. The real reward is less tangible but more visceral. Imagine if you were given the opportunity to have women like Alyssa Weiber strip and tease you in a TJ Maxx on some random Tuesday evening. That is a pretty good existence, right? I must have done something noble in a past life.

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  You can try to roll with women like Giana Van Patten, but you must check your fear at the door. This woman lives for today and today only. Giana has a thirst for big city thrills, having grown up in rural Kentucky. One could call Los Angeles her new home, but really it's just where this year's party is at.

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  That heart of yours ain't gonna last forever. You might as well dip that fried piece of potato into the mayonnaise and savor this experience. To all of you who think that my occupation is a dream come true you are right. Partially, anyways. As with any job, there are always new challenges. Who knows how long I can do this type of shit before the every inch of the planet is being surveilled by AI. And how about risks? Nalani Dacus could have held me at gunpoint for my camera equipment. Christ, I underestimated that edible. Anyways, thanks for the memories, everyone.

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  Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.

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  I finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.

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  If you visit Latvia, you might not be able to find a woman like Oxana Chic. But you should be able to visit Rozengrls and eat medieval dishes by candlelight. That is still pretty cool. Oxana is a creative young woman living in a struggling economy. She has used her desirable appearance to put herself through performance arts school and ultimately to survive. I could cry about Oxana's other work, but then I remember, it is just sex. I show less here at Zishy, and be honest, make you want these women more than any other site. BTW, I tried her bacon salad and it was fucking amazing.

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  As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.

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  Hi Guys. I am back with an update of the renowned Gabbie Carter. Even my uncle was like, You should bring back that really popular porn star from Texas, the one with the insane tits. Well, family comes first. Here you go. This is Gabbie in her most natural of states. Good luck finding anything else out there that is more real or raw from this superstar. I will add bonus video footage from the day in a future post. Do yourself a favor and keep Zishy at the top of your bookmarks. Talk soon.

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  Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.

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  On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.

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  Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z

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  I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.

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  I know today is a really important holiday in the US, but maybe some of you Americans will be able to spare a few minutes to appreciate Stacy Antropova. I am confident it will take most of you less than ten. Anyways, this is another contributor update brought to you by Victoria Minina. The curves on Stacy are quite perplexing. I asked ChatGPT to explain why other women are not built this way and it just said, Please send her contact info and social media. Odd.

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  Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.

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  Here is a long video and more pics from that time I took Katherine Prerija to a nude beach in Barcelona. I have a feeling she enjoyed the adoration from everyone around. There are also a few explicit extras which are exclusive to any kind tippers. You can now tip straight from Twitter, or just email me for instructions. I am realzishy on Twitter. Follow me there because Instagram is lame. Talk soon.

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  My absolute almost favorite model is back. This is when Gia Ohmy took me to one of her regular West Palm Beach eateries. We were eventually kicked out, but it was fun while it lasted. Apparently, a strict rule of theirs is to limit the use of the bathroom to one person at a time. Fascists. Anyways, we did enjoy Howley's BLT, minus the lettuce, plus the cheese. Or was it their signature grilled cheese, add bacon and tomato? Hell if I remember. I just know that Gia likes it indulgent and spicy. No complaints here besides her penchant for mendacity.

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  Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.

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  These have been held in the Zishy archives for a minute. Anthony, our contributor from Portland said it best, Girls like Stella don't come through very often. Yeah, man. I know. That is why I remotely commissioned a few shoots with this rare bird. And I will be real with you because hardly anyone ever is, I offered Stella to travel and shoot with me as well. She refused and blocked me for asking if it was possible to pack on a few pounds. See, Stella had slimmed down quite a bit after shooting with Anthony. Live and learn. Don't ask for shit. Just take it as it comes. Or don't take it at all. Video tomorrow.

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  "Part two as promised. Taya Helenova's tattoo claims that she is wild. I am beginning to be convinced. More Taya is promised in warmer times. And with a friend."

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  "This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"

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  I planned to take Florida Mishlove to an upscale L.A. hotel for some photos. We needed attire that would blend her in with the clientele, which wasn't particularly necessary since even A-list celebrities can often pass for vagrants. But just the same, I wanted to see Florida in heels and a frock. We stopped at Urban Outfitters and she picked an outfit which met her eclectic taste. After that, it was off to the races. I truly wonder if anyone ever watches those security cameras.

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  "Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."

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  After some deep thought and self reflection, I have decided to retire as a photographer. I give this only 1 or 2 more decades and then that's it. No more Zishing around. Perhaps my announcement seems premature, but I must prepare myself mentally for such an imminent void. I will certainly miss beauties like Eloisa Guerra. I will miss witnessing nerves like hers quickly transform into excitement and enthusiasm. I started this venture just to have fun, but now I do it for money ... and for fun. Fun is definitely more fun when accompanied by money. Don't work too hard. Happy 2020.

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  "I feel real bad that Pamela Cuevano had to endure numerous bug bites during this photoshoot for Zishy. Our contributor, Francisco, was slightly less fortunate and came down with a mild case of malaria. A few days staycation in a hospital bed and he's back on his feet. No harm, no foul. And no paid leave, of course. Who knew that such awful diseases were easily spread by insects? Nature is metal."

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  Set the bar high. I have probably been rejected by more people than you have ever met. I have been told that my photography is shit, that my taste is shit, that my existence is abhorrent. Yet, here I am. Telling you to set the bar high. Encouraging you to keep pushing for your dreams. Some of mine have come true and I sure am glad that I have not given up. Judge yourself by the small victories that you are able to achieve each day. Play the long game. Order the pineapple fried rice. Get the extra peanut sauce, but only if you earned it. Lacole Sawyer had never tried Thai food. She became a fan.

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  "Happy Holidays, degens. I am in a rush to make it to Christmas Mass with the family. It is the one time of year that I am willing to do such a thing. This is the season for community, generosity, and finding profound meaning beyond your own wants and desires. Plus, the women usually get dolled up and look delightful. So, Merry Christmas, everybody. Get a few fartcoins for those special people in your life. I will add a bonus video in your stocking (to this update) by tomorrow."

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  Ushna Malik is another one with insistent fans that have eagerly awaited her return. We took these at a place that very much resembles Laguna Gloria, a popular wedding destination in Austin, Texas. We got photo-bombed by a bride taking pictures in the background. Ushna stole a glass of champagne, non-alcoholic of course. And I was reminded why there so many are obsessed with this woman's exotic beauty. Art rocks.

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  Nina Presley told me she used to be heavier. Now she feels great, knowing that she has some control over the situation. It makes me think of the whole environmental crisis. You know, the one that seems to be looming over everyone's future? The crisis that is almost too scary to even think about. That one. Well there is hope. Apparently, most of the damage has been done by us and during recent human history. If humans can cause the problem, changing our ways can also be the solution. It's worth a shot.

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  Clara Mabee is a rather attractive European woman who has found herself living in Denver, Colorado. I needed a refill of my herbal supplements, so I decided to make a quick trip to the Mile-High City. Clara's regular job is as a hostess at a sports bar. This was a particularly hot afternoon and she rushing to be at work, but Clara had just enough time to tease my socks off in front of the Colorado State Capitol Building.

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  Here is an incredibly beautiful young woman getting cheeky inside a Yogurtland. Dallas Mills exemplifies why I even started Zishy in the first place. I avoided explicit nudity so that my pool of talent was larger. I also knew that nudity is not what makes a photograph sexy. I have seen plenty of boring nude photography. So just enjoy Dallas and come back tomorrow for a bonus encore.

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  Faina Bona skates into our lives from some icy paradise in Europe. This was a first attempt from the contributing photographer. They did some things really well, but others could use tweaking. These photos were taken last winter if that matters to you. Part two will start in a similar outfit but during a warmer day. Faina is a delicate beauty to behold in all conditions.

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  Winter Bliss, anxious and beautiful. Staying warm on cold days, not thinking of you. From the infinite void she will pluck her next fire diamond.

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  This is the first part of a shower and bedroom hour with Spencer Bisson. It took a while, but she finally graces us with an unhindered view in her human suit. Spencer's prominent tan lines are the result of falling asleep while at the beach. Her pain, our gain. Part two coming at ya tomorrow.

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  Merry Christmas and all that good nonsense. Trista Jakes was a great accomplice in this risk-taking visit to a Baptist church. And this is a perfect example of what happens when you don't plan things out. We saw a beautiful building to use as a backdrop, started taking pictures around it, then soon realized the doors were unlocked and no one was there to stop us. A Christmas miracle? Maybe. If you are a believer, then you must assume it was part of God's plan. blessed

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  Here's an appetizer from my trip to Philippe's with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. Winter is the one in the suspenders. More soon to follow. These girls are fire and needed thorough attention. Part two in 24 hours. If you're in LA, go get some Philippe's. I am looking forward to my next french dip pastrami.

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  Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.

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  I am going to be honest with you people because that is all that Zishy can offer. I can not provide you with anything else of meaningful value. I can not put your kids back in school. I can not get the homeless camp off of your front lawn. I can not make someone love you for the person you wish you were. But honesty, yes, I can offer you this. Regan Budimir is a renowned pulmonary oncologist in Ukraine who was called in on an emergency while we were spending a lovely day at the park. This is why we abruptly postponed the shoot for a later date in her shower. More of that, including an epic 3-hour long video, will soon follow. See you later, crocodiles.

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  I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.

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  Hey dudes! Hope you are having a pleasant weekend. Here is a fun gallery of one of my favorite sex objects, I mean people, Meadow Brink. Yes, she is a wonder and we get along quite well until a switch flips in her head. See the thing is that Meadow is fond of admiration and being the object of sexual attention, but subsequently hates being objectified. This can be difficult to navigate. Anyways, I still have plenty of love for this person and always look forward to seeing her. Enjoy her here, but don't objectify her, or whatever that means.

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  Camila Gomez is a nice person and it makes life so much easier when you get to deal with nice people. I would also say that I enjoy life more when I am nice to people. And that's why when people talk trash in the comments or online, I keep scrolling. My time here is limited and it can't be wasted on mean thoughts towards mean people. I know that I am no angel, but I also know that I don't have any dead bodies in my trunk. I hope Camila is doing well and I hope your 2023 is better than 2020 through 2022. Peace, ninjas.

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  Rose Fessenden is a sight to behold. I hope she loves these photos of her as much as I do. Enjoy the weekend and say hello to your mother for me.

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  When I shoot, I am mostly trying to create both pretty and interesting pictures. I am trying to highlight what I find appealing about my subject, but I'm also trying to build a relatable fantasy for my audience. I want to bring them into worlds that are not easily accessible. I want to showcase wild personalities and special moments in time. I want to inspire, entertain, and give people, mostly men, a feeling of acceptance for their instinctual nature. I want to share my humor at these absurd biological conditions we live in. But most importantly, I want to make a dollar, because my wife's tastes get more goddamn expensive every single year. So subscribe and enjoy!

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  You can get just about everything you'd ever want from another person, but you need to know how to ask for it. I'll be honest with you. Shyla didn't come into our shoots prepared to pose nude for the camera. She claims to be shy and reserved in her normal life. So what gives? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe it helped that my enthusiasm validated her beauty. Maybe I treated her respectfully. Maybe she had an urge to do something wild and dangerous. From my experience, it is easier and more effective to exercise kindness and patience in human interactions. The only exception to this rule is if you are dealing with someone who does not share your opinion on masks and vaccines. In that case, they are garbage and they should be discarded as such.

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  Even though it is currently winter in Argentina, I had our contributor bust out a new update of Agos Firenze. I have felt guilty about cruelly introducing her earlier this year in an epic dance video, but never following up with a photo set. Well, today your patience is rewarded. Here is Agos taking us on a shopping adventure in Buenos Aires and then baring all while back at home. Don't waste your time or life seeking thrills at the bottom of the ocean. The good shit is up here. Peace.

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  This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude's opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance ... and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, Ohhhh, yeah!

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  Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of burning sage and cannabis, the street performers and bodybuilders thirsty for attention, the grungy style of skaters, the shitty food and gimmicky souvenir t-shirts. The beach is decent, but that isn't why you go to Venice. You go to be entertained by humanity. You go to see people like Lina Telemann.

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  Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.

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  I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?

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  "While artificial intelligence can provide a semblance of companionship—offering understanding, predictability, and support—it cannot replace the depth and richness of human relationships. A living woman, as a unique individual, brings qualities that transcend what technology can offer, creating a connection that feels irreplaceable. Real women also currently have AI beat in the 'curves' department. Thanks to our new contributor, Taras, we get to see what his neighborhood barista looks like under her apron. Cheers."

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  Contestant 10 is from Belarus. The government there, for some reason, has decided to still allow their football (soccer) leagues to continue play. They say it is a desperately needed outlet for entertainment. In fact, the Belarusian president says the secret to beating the virus is to stay positive. Can't breathe? Skip the ventilator, put on a happy face.

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  "There's a lot to like about Ellie Nova. She has had a wild ride this year dipping her toes into the adult industry. I took her to Chuy's for steak fajitas and she told me her story. More to come. Bonus video tomorrow."

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  Some people say that America is the most free society on Earth. I don't know about all that. I just know that it feels more restrictive everyday. Fear wants to control me at every turn. I can't even say what I truly feel half the time. Some people think the president is the main issue. I think they're missing the point. Everything is changing and everyone is scared. But I'm not dead yet and don't plan to be anytime soon. I still gotta break a billion on this fucking Candy Crush game. I still gotta publish all my photos of Barbie Qu and the other deviants. Free or not, I'm going to have some damn fun. Everyone else, please follow all the rules. Thanks.

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  "Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I'm not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking"

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  I am Zach Venice. I began photographing women for this web site back in 2011. Since then, I have lived in California, Texas, and a Baltic region of Russia. I have loads of material that has yet to see the light of day, for a number of different reasons. This is another hodgepodge update for fans that can appreciate randomness. The bonus video is from way back, when my good friend asked if he could record some BTS footage of one of my shoots. We've come a long way, baby.

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  "And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."

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  They are back. Now you know why I had to break it up into two parts. Rune Kimele and Bernie Svikis share the ideal afternoon at the beach with us. The sun was warm, the water was refreshing, and the shashlik was heavenly. Shashlik is marinated cubes of fatty pork neck cooked over coals or wood. It is very easy to understand why so many cultures love it. More to come of these two eventually.

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  Ella Knox does porn but she also does life. So if you see some beautiful woman with a ridonkulous figure on your next commute, try not to stare and make it awkward. Take a quick mental snapshot. And at the very most, pay her a quick, kind compliment, but leave it at that. Most women like Ella hide themselves because of all the unwanted and creepy attention they generate. Help the cause and be a man that women do not have to fear.

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